2010 brings about another U.S. Census, and with every person needing to be counted, some students have questions about the Census and its purpose.
“Required once every 10 years by Article 1 (Section 2) of the U.S. Constitution, the census will count every person living in the United States, both citizens and noncitizens,” said Michael Aumack, census partnership specialist. “Census data are used to reapportion the U.S. House of Representatives, re-district each state and determine the distribution of the Electoral College.”
The U.S. Census was first conducted in 1790 by President George Washington to count every individual in the U.S. for the purpose of determining the number of representatives for each state, Aumack said.
“The USA was the first country in the world to base its democratic form of government on a ‘house of representatives’ based on total population,” Aumack said. “The Senate has two reps per state, but the House of Representatives has 435 seats that are allocated based on the total population of each state.”
For most ESU students, this is the first time that they will be filling out the U.S. Census, and the process presents a new and different task to those that are new to living on their own.
“This will be my first census, but I haven’t received it yet,” said Katie Galliart, freshman English secondary education major. “My family moved here in June of 2000 from Heidelberg, Germany, and I’ve never really thought about the census much since I wasn’t even here when the last one was conducted.”
Some students believe that doing a census every 10 years, while not intruding too often, may not be as accurate as one that could be done more frequently.
“I think three to five years would be better since everything in our country changes so fast,” said Aaron Thomson, sophomore physics major. “10 years ago everything in our nation was totally different.”
Thomson discussed his belief that the census was an important part of the US tax system.
“I think it’s very important,” Thomson said. “If everybody fills out everything then our government will know what’s going on, and where to put our money.”
Aumack emphasizes the necessity for college students to participate so that their government knows where to put the tax dollars they contribute.
“The college students living on-campus in dormitories will be counted by a census taker who will work with the Residential Life staff to count everyone living in the dorms,” Aumack said. “Those students who live off-campus will get a census form delivered to their door by the postal service or a census worker, and each student living in the apartment or house should answer the questions on the form. Once the form is completed, the students should simply put the completed form in the envelope and deposit it in a mailbox or give it to a postal worker.”
If students have any questions about answering the Census, Aumack said that students should call 1-866-872-6868 for English instructions, and for instructions in a language other than English they should visit the official U.S. Census Web site at http://2010.census.gov/2010census/contact/index.php.


5. Reagan MacNeil/Pazuzu from “The Exorcist” – Regarded as one of film history’s most disturbing films, “The Exorcist” original film print is believed by Evangelist Preacher Billy Graham to have an actual demon in it. “The Exorcist” pits an aging priest, and one who is losing his faith, against the ancient demon Pazuzu in a battle royale for the soul of 12 year old Reagan. Pazuzu takes the cherubic little girl and turns her into a vulgar, supernaturally strong and pea soup vomit spewing hellhound. Favorite line: “Your mother sucks c@&$s in hell Karras, you faithless slime.”
4. Darth Vader from “Star Wars” – Darth Vader is easily recognizable as the darkly clad antagonist of the “Star Wars” trilogy. Vader was voiced by James Earl Jones in the original trilogy, and wowed audiences with his force choking, light saber slashing, no-holds barred pursuit of the Rebel Alliance. It was later revealed that Vader was the father of hero Luke Skywalker, and the character gained a whole new depth. He became a tragic figure, much like Lucifer in Judeo-Christian mythology, who fell from grace to become the figure of ultimate evil in science fiction. Unfortunately for audiences, the aforementioned fall from grace was portrayed by cardboard cutout actor Hayden “Mannequin Skywalker” Christensen in the recently released prequel films. Favorite line: “Remember… no disintegrations!”
3. Alex DeLarge from “A Clockwork Orange” – “A Clockwork Orange” tells the tale of a dystopian future England where teenage gang leader Alex DeLarge wreaks havoc with his gang members. Alex rapes, murders and controls his cronies with disturbing, almost childlike, glee. The tables are turned on the teenage terror when he is imprisoned and forced to give up violence through brainwashing. An odd twinge of pity enters the viewer when watching the terrible struggle Alex faces when tempted to fall into his old habits. Alex deserves a top position for the unpredictable and wanton nature of the violence he perpetrates. Alex was even listed by Heath Ledger as an inspiration for his Joker in “The Dark Knight.” Favorite line: “I’ve suffered the tortures of the damned, sir – tortures of the damned.”
2. Amon Goeth from “Schindler’s List” – Goeth embodies the terror of the Holocaust in a manner that was horrifically real to the viewer. Goeth was the commandant of the camp that Oskar Schindler’s Jewish workers were imprisoned in. Ralph Fiennes, famous now for his portrayal of Voldemort in the Harry Potter films, plays the Nazi officer in a cold, calculating manner. He’s selfish, loathing of the dirty prisoners he lords over and views the extermination of the Jews as a task that he’s required to do efficiently by Hitler. Goeth executes prisoners in a random manner, at one point shooting from the porch of his villa at any random prisoner in his sights. He smokes, drinks and has no remorse for the lives he takes – in essence taking all the pleasure of living while depriving others of it. Goeth is nearly the perfect villain. Favorite Line: “This is very cruel, Oskar. You’re giving them hope. You shouldn’t do that. That’s cruel!”
1. The Joker from “The Dark Knight” – I hate to jump on the Heath Ledger Joker bandwagon, but the unpredictable and chaotic deeds of “The Dark Knight’s” antagonist went beyond a mere battle of good and evil. Ledger’s Joker asks every viewer about where their hearts lie in the age old debate over humanity’s inclination to chaos or order. The Joker’s monumental task of battling Batman appeared to be no different than taking out the trash as the whole of Gotham City was plunged into chaos by the “Clown Prince of Crime.” Knives, explosives or poison; The Joker had no qualms about who he iced. Favorite Line: “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”
5. Green Lantern a.k.a. Hal Jordan– The Green Lantern is a DC Comics hero with power that derives from a ring that can create solid matter and energy only limited by the bearer’s imagination, courage and willpower. In essence, the ring of Green Lantern is as strong as he wills it to be. Whenever the Green Lantern desires to “recharge” his ring he places it in a lantern and recites the Green Lantern Oath: “In brightest day, in blackest night,/No evil shall escape my sight/Let those who worship evil’s might,/Beware my power… Green Lantern’s light!” Green Lantern is scheduled to be made into a movie with Ryan Reynolds playing the jeweled harbinger of justice.
4. Thor a.k.a. Donald Blake – Thor is the Norse god of thunder, and one of the most powerful beings in existence in the Marvel Comics universe. This Viking badass is sent to earth under the guise of a meek scientist that transformed into the god of thunder whenever he tapped his cane on the ground. The fact that a Norse god finds himself fighting crime on Earth is astounding, especially when you consider the injuries you could incur if you decided to shoplift then get your ass beaten by a giant hammer wielding guy with a winged hat and cape. Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir, has the ability to beat the hell out of frost giants, other gods and even give the Incredible Hulk a run for his money. On top of all of this, Thor is getting a movie adaptation directed by acclaimed Shakespearean actor Kenneth Branagh – NERDGASM!
3. The Comedian a.k.a. Edward Blake – I get a peculiar sense of joy in including The Comedian in this list. The Comedian was a character in Alan Moore’s 1986 “Watchmen” graphic novel that did everything a hero is not supposed to do while still being considered a masked hero. He takes the idea of humans being anything more than animalistic as a sick joke and does whatever he damn well pleases in order to prove that correct. He does all this while chomping on a cigar and wearing a happy face pin on his costume. The Comedian is one of the characters that marked the turning point of comic book characters from masked defenders of the Status Quo to literary characters that can spit in the face of all that we hold dear.
2. Batman a.k.a. Bruce Wayne – Batman was created by comic book artist Bob Kane in 1939. Batman’s origins lie in the tragic tale of multi-millionaire Bruce Wayne whose parents were murdered in front of him as a boy. As he matured, Wayne took it upon himself to fight crime with fighting techniques and gadgets that he could acquire with his virtually unlimited personal resources. Featuring some of the coolest villains in comic book history such as The Joker, Two-Face and the Riddler, Batman’s status as a human and powerless superhero has translated to instant box-office success. Batman’s appeal lies in his ability to tow the line between hero and villain with his personal creed to never kill. Often the only thing that separates his personal trauma from his enemies is his oath to not kill and this created some of the heaviest stories in modern comic history.
1. Captain America a.k.a. Steve Rogers – This patriotic pansy turned super-soldier exploded onto the comic book scene with a right hook straight to Hitler’s face for his first cover in 1941. Captain America began as a wartime propaganda character that was later revived into a leader for the legendary superhero team The Avengers. Cap’s power derives from a serum that was administered to him as part of a World War II experiment to create the perfect soldier. The Cap may remind some of the jingoistic ignorance of the mid 20th century but his post revival self has come to represent the unyielding ideas of liberty, patriotism and moral uprightness. He has even, on several occasions, rebelled against the demands of the U.S. political system to better protect his belief in the freedom of the citizens he shields.

5. Annie Oakley – Annie Oakley was a famous sharpshooter of the Wild West, and considered by many to be first true American female superstar. Born Phoebe Anne Mosey, she initially began shooting to support her widowed mother and seven brothers and sisters, but became widely noticed when she beat her future husband (also a sharpshooter) in a shooting contest. Standing at five feet tall, the little lady stunned audiences of Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show with her shooting expositions. Oakley was rumored to be able to shoot a playing card facing the edge, and then shoot it six more times before it hit the ground. Clint Eastwood: eat your heart out.
4. Boudicca – This queen of the ancient Britons, whose name means “victory” in her native tongue, came to prominence when her husband died around 60 A.D. Her husband was a King of the Iceni tribe that was allied with the Romans, and according to his wishes he wanted his daughters to rule his tribe after his death. After his death, the Romans flogged Boudicca, raped his daughters and seized his tribes holdings. Boudicca roused several of the tribes of Briton together to rebel against the occupying Romans, and in her campaign of retribution it is estimated that she killed between 70,000-80,000 people in the three major settlements she attacked. Her attacks prompted the emperor Nero to consider abandoning Britain altogether, and forced him to reroute whole legions from other places to put down this female rebel filled with righteous indignation.
3. Anne Bonny – Anne Bonny is remembered simply for the fact that she was a female pirate during the “golden age of piracy” in the 18th century. Bonny married a small time pirate, and then promptly cheated on him with another pirate named “Calico Jack” Rackham. Rackham offered Bonny’s husband money to buy her for marriage, but she refused to “be bought and sold like cattle.” Bonny joined Rackham’s crew and with another female pirate, Mary Read, they stole a ship called the “Revenge.” The infamous three sailed around the Caribbean taking ships and money. Bonny was eventually captured but used the fact that she was pregnant with Rackham’s child to delay her execution until her father could pay her ransom.
2. Lyudmila Pavlichenko – During World War II the Soviets became renowned for their use of snipers, particularly the skill of Vasily Zaytsev who was portrayed by the significantly less fugly Jude Law in the 2001 film, “Enemy at the Gates.” He had 242 verified kills, and got enough bling from Comrade Stalin to make Lil’ Wayne jealous. Uniquely, the Soviet Army also allowed females to serve as snipers, where Pavlichenko became famous for her 309 confirmed kills. This woman from Ukraine, who was also a successful student at the University of Kiev, was one of 2000 women to volunteer to be snipers for the Red Army. Only 500 of them survived the war, with Pavlichenko being one of them. Pavlichenko received the Order of Lenin and Hero of the Soviet Union, which is less recognition than what Zaytsev received for killing fewer men. She went on to be the first Soviet citizen to visit the White House, had her own stamp made in the Soviet Union in 1943 and 1976, had a Woody Guthrie song written about her and finally had a ship named after her posthumously. She is considered by military historians to be the most successful female sniper in history.
1. Joan of Arc – If you ever wonder what God tells people to do, look up Joan of Arc. This 15th century maiden of France rose to prominence when she claimed that God had told her to drive the occupying English back to their homeland. Joan did not simply stand back and watch what her visions could inspire, but instead strapped on armor and rode out to the city of Orleans where she helped break the long standing siege in only nine days. She took bold action in leading French forces when their strategy up to that point had been one of caution and cowardice. Joan was captured when she was unhorsed by an archer, and she was kept in prison due to her family’s inability to pay her ransom. She died being burnt at the stake by English clergymen for heresy after being sexually assaulted and signing a confession she couldn’t read. Joan was canonized years later when Pope Callixtus III declared her innocent of any charges of heresy.
5. Aragorn’s speech at the Black Gate from “Lord of the Rings: Return of the King” – Up until this point in “Lord of the Rings,” we’ve sat through a movie so lengthy that even the talking trees merited a hooray for some excitement. Following the massively scaled and miracle laden battle of Minas Tirith, we are treated to the even more desperate battle at the Black Gate of Mordor. When this speech is delivered to the men of Rohan and Gondor that face certain death at the hands of the forces of Sauron, you’ll want to go hunt some Orc yourself. That being said, you still can’t excuse the Fellowship’s bed scene at the end of the movie. Favorite line: “A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship – but it is not this day!”
4. Plataea speech from “300” – This speech was delivered at the end of “300” by the ridiculously ripped and one eyed character Dilios who is played by David Wenham. The audience has just seen the death of Leonidas and his 300 Spartans play out, and they took a few thousand Persians with them. Their sacrifice at Thermopylae has inspired the armies of Greece to get together and unload both barrels on the Persians. During the speech, the Persians with 3:1 odds in their favor, are off-screen apparently crapping their pants at the prospect of fighting 10,000 Spartans and 30,000 other Greeks – bona-fide badass. Favorite line: “This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine.”
3. Speech at Area 51 from “Independence Day” – This speech is sure to make anybody want to piss red, white and blue. The city sized spaceships of an alien race have decimated the cities of the entire Earth, and their ships have a shield that protects them from any weapon humanity has. A character played by Jeff Goldblum discovers a computer virus that can disable the aliens’ shields and a worldwide counterstrike against the invaders is coordinated, with the good ol’USA leading the charge with Bill Pullman and an alcoholic crop duster as the heroes. God Bless America. Favorite line: “And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: ‘We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!’ Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!”
2. Speech before the Battle of Stirling from “Braveheart” – In any other set of circumstances the occurrence of a bunch of men in skirts with blue faces might be seen as a tad peculiar. In “Braveheart,” it’s about the manliest damn thing you can imagine. William Wallace is motivating his Scottish rebels to hold their ground and fight alongside him against the mass of English knights across the field. This speech gives me chills every time, simply for the fact that he acknowledges that his men have the choice to go home and die a peaceful death in their beds sometime in the future, but that staying there and kicking the shit out of the English gives testament to their Y-Chromosomes. Favorite line: “And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!!!”
1. St. Crispin’s Day speech from “Henry V” – This was the original speech that inspired every “let’s take a few of the bastards with us” type speeches that we know today. Originally written by William Shakespeare in 1599 for the stage, this speech comes from the title character right before the Battle of Agincourt. For the best version of this on film, I recommend Kenneth Branagh’s 1989 version. The historical battle’s details may be different, but in the play, Henry’s English forces are outnumbered by the French 5:1. Henry has to motivate his men to go out onto the muddy field of Agincourt and face the knights of France. Henry’s men are tired, few and the visiting team. I won’t spoil the ending. Favorite line: “We band of brothers; for he to-day that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.”


















